~~ Free Kittens~~

by **AruN** Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:41 pm

Free Kittens

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them.

Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.

'Kittens' Little Suzy replied. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
'Republicans' says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car, and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. McCain called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there, and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign, and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. McCain got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice news people what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'These are all DEMOCRAT kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. McCain said, 'But yesterday you told me that they were REPUBLICANS.'

Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today they have their eyes open.'