~~ Humour! Thathuvams~~

by **AruN** Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:45 pm

Humour! Thathuvams

SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa......
Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........

Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher
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Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove?
Neenga ukhandu paarunga............. Appuram theriyum.........!
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All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not working.
Bcoz, when it said "Enter your PIN", Sardarji's wife put hairPIN in it.
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HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG PODUNGA.........
UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN.
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A teacher was teaching grammer. After teaching she asked Sardar to say a COMPOUND sentence.
He said ' STICK NO BILLS'
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TTR: Ticket kattunga?
Traveller: Itho parunga.
TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu.,
Traveller: Train mattum enna Pudusa?
TTR: ......... ????
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Husband: Coffee romba stronga irukke, enna potta?

Wife: oru spoon Cement pottaen.......
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Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya?

Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichadhukkaga miss "O" pottanga...

Mazai adichcha thanni varum Thanni adichcha malai varuma?

Thoongurathukku munnadi thoonga porenu sollalam..aana enthirikirathukku

munnadi enthirika poren nu solla mudiyuma?!

Otta panthayathule Kaal evelavu vegama odinalum..prize kaikkuthaan kedaikum...

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida money irunthalum..fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum...

Innaikki thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam. Aana nalaikki thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyathu...

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum

Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Pongal Thathuvam... Sattikulla PONGAL ! Sattiku Veliye SENGAL !

SattiKulla INIPU ! Sattiku Veliye NERUPU !

nee evvalavu periya companyil velapaarthaalum... oru alukku oru seatu thaan!!!!

pacha molagale pacha irukkum. aana kodemolagale kodai irukkuma??

kovil maniya naama adichaa saththam varum... aana kovil mani nammela adicha raththam than varum....

doctor padhicha doctor agalam.... lawyeruku padhicha lawyer agalam...thirukural padhicha thiruvalluvar aaga mudiyuma!!!?????

Irukkurappa enna thaan complan, bournvita kudichaalum, sethathukkapram ellaarukkum paal thaan...

School testil bit adikkalam. College testil bit adikkalam. aana blood testil bit adikka mudiyathu.

Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum. Aana Adayar Aala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum thaan.

TODAY'S T.Rajendar THATHUVAM: Kaalula podathaan seruppu. Sambarla podathaan paruppu. En mela kaattaathe veruppu

Bus poita bus stand angaye thaan irukkum,
Aana cycle poita, cycle stand koodave pogum

Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyaathu,
But Payaasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum

Tool Box la toll paarka mudiyum,
Match box la match paarka mudiyumma???

Idli podiya thottu Idli saapidalam,
Mooku podiya thottu mooka saapida mudiyumma

Paambu ethanai thadvai padam eduthalum
athala oru thadavai kooda theatre la release panna mudiyathu...