~~ I wish I was a single girl again~~

by **AruN** Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:26 pm

I wish I was a single girl again

When I was single I used to be afraid
No one would ever wed me and I'd die a sour old maid
Now I am married and (I'll send me down to weep?)
'Cause my husband chews tobacco and he snores in his sleep

Oh Lord, I wish I was a single girl again
Lord, I wish I was a single girl again

When I was single I had fellas by the score
Now that I am married, well they don't come 'round no more
Now I am married and my husband's such a prude
He made me sew buttons on his flannel undersuits

Oh Lord, I wish I was a single girl again
Lord, I wish I was a single girl again

When I was single, he always came to court
He used to bring me flowers and he always was a sport
Now I am married and well, what do you think
He bought me an apron and he showed me to the sink?

Oh Lord, I wish I was a single girl again
Lord, I wish I was a single girl again

When I was single, I was jealous as a shrew
Of women and their babies, 'cause I wished I had one too
Now I have a baby. She's as sweet as any rose
But aint it aggrivatin' when you have to wipe her nose

Oh Lord, I wish I was a single girl again
Lord, I wish I was a single girl again