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~~ Kitchen Queries~~
by AruN Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:31 pm
Kitchen Queries
What is a balanced diet?
Holding a cookie in each hand.
How do you keep your kitchen clean?
Just eat your meals out.
What do you get when you spell "stressed" backwards?
Desserts, of course !
A cool way to loss calories?
You can have a diet coke with a candy bar, as the diet coke will cut the extra calories in the candy bar.
A sign outside a restaurant window?
"Eat now – Pay waiter"
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
Waiter : Then why, aren’t u laughing !
What did the pork chop say to the steak?
Nice to ‘meat’ you.
What kind of egg does the chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What happens if you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks !
What did the teacher say to the Hamburger when he missed school?
You have got a lot of things to "ketchup" with.
What is a balanced diet?
Holding a cookie in each hand.
How do you keep your kitchen clean?
Just eat your meals out.
What do you get when you spell "stressed" backwards?
Desserts, of course !
A cool way to loss calories?
You can have a diet coke with a candy bar, as the diet coke will cut the extra calories in the candy bar.
A sign outside a restaurant window?
"Eat now – Pay waiter"
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
Waiter : Then why, aren’t u laughing !
What did the pork chop say to the steak?
Nice to ‘meat’ you.
What kind of egg does the chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What happens if you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks !
What did the teacher say to the Hamburger when he missed school?
You have got a lot of things to "ketchup" with.
AruN- Posts : 279
Join date : 2010-12-11
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