~ Coffee Break~~

by **AruN** Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:54 am

Coffee Break

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine"

In the corridor of a government office was a signboard reading "Don't make a noise."

Someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up"

Assessee : I hate Paying Taxes.
Receptionist : A good citizen should pay his taxes with a smile.
Assessee : I tried that but they insisted on money

1st Lawyer: You're a fool
2nd Lawyer: And you're a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we proceed with the case?

A woman phoned the laundry to report, "There's been a mistake. You sent me a pair of male pyajamas, and I don't have a husband."

The laundry clerk replied, " Don't worry... we'll send a man over right away."

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Teacher: What do u call a person who cant hear?
Sardar: U can call him anything, bcause he can't, in any case, HEAR..!

Two men were sitting in a bar, discussing their lives.
One said, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no laundered clothes to wear."
The other one said, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."

Banta Singh had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.The owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you night stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have any "grown up"
daughters?". The owner asked,"WHY?" Banta replied," I wanted
to stay here for a night.

Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking.
The Indian said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. In India, we call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years." After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
The American continued:
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems!!"