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~~ The Old Man~~
by AruN Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:45 pm
The Old Man
Upon reaching 65, old Gary decided to retire.
After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.
She suggested he goes and does something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.
Old Gary obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home Pat asked about his day and he replied,
"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."
"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"Old man!!!!!, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"
*******
bandar kitnabi budha ho gulathi maraney nahi chodayga
Upon reaching 65, old Gary decided to retire.
After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.
She suggested he goes and does something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.
Old Gary obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home Pat asked about his day and he replied,
"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."
"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"
"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
"Old man!!!!!, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"
*******
bandar kitnabi budha ho gulathi maraney nahi chodayga
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