~~ My Next Life~~

by **AruN** Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:15 pm

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead
and get that out of the way
right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend several
years enjoying your retirement
and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 25 years or so, getting younger
every day until pretty soon you're
too young to work.

So then, you go to high school:
play sports, date,
drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play,
and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping
you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions:
central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.