~~ Veggie jokes~~

by **AruN** Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:19 am

Veggie jokes

1. What did the lonely banana say?
I'm a"kela".

2. What did the green peas say?
Nothing. They just "mutter"ed

3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
"Aaloo?"

4. Where do cabbages hang out?
In the Gobi desert.

5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
B(h)ooths

6. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
Angoora

7. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
Love me tinda.

8. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
Why do phools fall in love?

9. What did the fat car say?
I'm a mota car.

10. What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.

11. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Jhinga Bells.

12. What did the half eaten naan say?
I wish I was puri.

13. What did the lonely potato sing?
" Aaloo lonesome tonight?

14. What language do carrots speak?
Gajarati..