~~ jokes~~

by **AruN** Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:50 am

jokes

if u r travelling in Train with ticket itz good,
if u r travelling without ticket itz FINE

salesmen:buy Ant powder mam'
lady: no sir,then mosquito will ask lipstick

girl to her father: dad iam in love
father: ok,whatz the boy is doing??
girl: he is kicking in my stomach(means she is pregnant)

journalist: y u r marrying the same person??
heroine: becoz itz remix season.

patient: whose words shall i believe DR' ??? ur's or my uncle's???
DR: y r u asking??
patient: becoz u said i have to undergo for operation which u r going to do,my uncle is blessing me,u live 100yrs.

S.M.S jokes:
yes'day a new rule has come in parliament,
whatz that???
if u r beautiful u need to pay the beauty tax,luckily u escaped.

1mg,
1g,
1kg,
1ton,
y did u confused?? iam sending a weightful msg.

Lady 1: In our house if we miss anything,our grandma will put the crowbar in water...then v'll get the things imml'y.
Lady 2:oh,is it,good.
Lady 1: this time i missed my gold ear ring.
Lady: then ask ur grandma to put the crowbar in water
Lady1: wait,wait,she is searching for that crowbar only
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